If You Give a Bear a Bong is a parody children's book by Sam Miserendino, illustrated by Mike Odum, that humorously spoofs the classic If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series, following a bear who gets high after being given a bong. Published in 2018, it's part of the "Addicted Animal Series" and is aimed at adults who grew up with the original books, featuring a bear's escalating, drug-fueled antics.

• Author: Sam Miserendino
• Illustrator: Mike Odum
• Genre: Parody, humor, comics
• Series: Part of the "Addicted Animal Series"
• Premise: A humorous take on the "If You Give a..." book series, where a bear's marijuana use leads to a series of chaotic events.