A birthday card that lays out the long-term care situation with the kind of love only family can deliver. For the parent, sibling, or friend with a dark sense of humor who is going to read this, laugh, and absolutely keep it. Reads: "If you think this birthday card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you."

Card Details

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Inside: Blank
• Includes a complimentary kraft envelope