{"product_id":"merry-christmas-asshole-dish-towel","title":"Merry Christmas Asshole Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eMerry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Joyeaux Noel etc etc etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eWe have to be nice to everyone this time of year, even the assholes. Super cute modern floral poinsettia\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003ered and green\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehand screen printed with Earth friendly inks. We love this super fun versatile print for holiday decor in any home! Brighten up your kitchen with our pretty holiday flowers and hilarious snarky message. Perfect for secret Santa and white elephant gifts too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eMade with soft\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith a hanging loop in the upper corner. Measures\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e30\"x30\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56471907402100,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3814\/6932\/files\/ScreenShot2026-10-19at1.48.38PM.png?v=1792439347","url":"https:\/\/shoplittlepieceofmyheart.com\/products\/merry-christmas-asshole-dish-towel","provider":"Little Piece of My Heart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}