{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-dish-towel","title":"Festive As Fuck Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eMake your kitchen look festive as fuck with this cute, retro, vintage-style\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003ekitchen towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e- it's sure to add a bit of humor and laughter to your holiday season!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003ePerfect for the person with a quirky side, the Festive as Fuck Kitchen Towel is guaranteed to bring you (and your guests!) a merry 'n' bright Christmas. Featuring red flowers and berries with greenery this festive decor will light up any home!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eWhen you have more than one christmas sweater and start putting up your tree the day after Halloween. Makes a great gift!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eHand screen printed with Earth friendly water based inks. Super soft and absorbent\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etowel measures 30\"x30\" and is machine washable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56471909171572,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/3814\/6932\/files\/ScreenShot2026-10-19at1.45.14PM.png?v=1792439164","url":"https:\/\/shoplittlepieceofmyheart.com\/products\/festive-as-fuck-dish-towel","provider":"Little Piece of My Heart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}